January 2012
December 2011
I might be single soon.
This is why I don’t let people in.
I am drinking. I miss my boyfriendddd
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I’m going to bash your brains in. Bash them right the fuck in.
– Jack Torrence
My lip hurts.
I think it’s on the verge of infection. :(
Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via thecourtneybrunson)
Everyone: You were so pretty with long hair. Why did you cut it?!
Me: Because fuck you.
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Can I just say that I LOVE the fact that my boyfriend hasn’t even bothered to talk to me in two days?
I miss my hair
Never. Cutting. It. Off. Again.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
I got 2 doctor who series DVDs and the fourth season of dexter.
Yayy Christmas.
I’m pretty positive I’m dying. Shitttt
I’m in love with you because you make me feel safe. It sounds corny and vague....
– Thought Catalog, This Is Why I’m In Love With You (via durianseeds)
I feel like junk :(
Can’t tell if this is from passing out the other day or not :/
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